Best Porn Parodies: In the adult industry, no porn parody topic is safe. And to be quite honest, since there are thousands of adult films produced each year in the United States, it’s only a matter of time until your favorite show gets turned into a D-List caliber adult film.
I mean even Bill Cosby, Titanic, and The Brady Bunch have their own porn parodies!
“Lights, camera, action” has a whole new meaning when it comes to these adult films.
Listed below are 24 of the best porn parodies that I could come across on the internet. When deciding where to rank each movie, I took three things into account – Title, cast members, and plot.
Check them out and enjoy yourself, literally.
24. Fap To The Future
Masterfully released to coincide with when the actual film caught up with the present day, “Fap To The Future” is a porn parody produced by the heroic Lee Roy Myers. The film is jam packed with countless puns including, “the D-lorean, aka the Dicklorean, a time-traveling sex machine,” director Lee Roy Myers told .
My Thoughts: Fap To The Future makes a good attempt at following the story-line of it’s predecessor. If you enjoy the original movie, then you’ll really enjoy the porn parody.
23. Game Of Bones
With the popular HBO television series “Game Of Thrones” not set to return until March of next year, how are we supposed to fill our time? Look no further than “Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming”, the porn parody from adult films director Lee Roy Myers.
If you’d like to do some “research”, Margaery Tyrell is portrayed Aaliyah Love, Cersei is played by Tanya Tate, Daenerys Targaryen (Milf of Dragons) is played by Anikka Albrite, and Ygritte is played by Claire Robbins. Ironically, this show might not include as much nudity as the actual television series.
You can check out the official YouTube trailer here.
Oh and if you weren’t aroused enough already, King Joffrey is in the show, but is actually depicted as a legal-aged woman. Close enough, right?
My Thoughts: The original Game Of Thrones has a boat load of nudity already, but nothing compares to the porn parody. If you are in the mood for a good laugh, then check out this porn parody.
22. The Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody
If you are anything like the other 99% of all humans who have had erotic thoughts about Kaley Cuoco, then this is the best porn parody for you.
It’s actually quite remarkable how much attention the producers paid to set design, script, and other miscellaneous details.
My Thoughts: Ashlynn Brooke plays a very sexy Penny (Kaley Cuoco).
21. Shaving Ryan’s Privates
When he is not grieving the loss of his three brothers, paratrooper Ryan and his military buddies know just how to pass the time in WWII Normandy.
My Thoughts: Admittedly I never watched this porn parody. It appears to be a good flick for the gay crowd though.
20. Human Sexipede
In yet another Lee Roy Myers production, Human Sexipede is about a Doctor who kidnaps two young American girls Lindsay (Sunny Lane) and Jenny (Danica Dillan), and an Asian man Katsuro (Keni Styles).
Upon learning that all three hostages cannot achieve sexual satisfaction through everyday sexual behavior, Dr. Heiter (Tom Byron) formulates a plan to attach the three together genitalia-to-mouth so that they are able to continually pleasure each other by way of oral sex and finally achieve sexual satisfaction.
My Thoughts: As if the original movie wasn’t enough of a fetish already, Human Sexipede is a kinky. Very kinky.
19. 21 Hump Street
In this 21 Jump Street spoof, two undercover cops pose as high school students in order to observe a local high school.
After accidentally tripping on a drug called HFS aka “Horny F**king Shit”, the hunky cop duo plots to take down the drug’s main supplier.
Along the way, the two cops “take a lot of people in for questioning”.
My Thoughts: 21 Hump Street takes one of my favorite comedies and turns it into a hunky good cop, bad cop gay porn parody. And while I didn’t personally check this one out, I would imagine it is quite comical considering the actors casted – Ron Jeremy, Doug Acre, Robert Axel, and Jason Goodman.
18. E3: The Extra Testicle
After spending the past million years traveling in space, an Extra-Terrestial comes to Earth looking for a good time. He doesn’t leave disappointed.
My Thoughts: Wtf?
17. Womb Raider
When wealthy treasure hunter Cara Loft is delivered an invitation to meet renowned art collector Dr. Scrotus, the sexy adventurer is thrust head-on into the greatest and most dangerous erotic adventure of her life – the search for the three sacred wombs.
“With danger at every turn, and beautiful but lethal spy Natasha hot on her heels, Cara must travel to the scorching deserts of Arabia, the untamed jungles of Africa, and the mysterious mountains of Tibet in order to reunite the legendary womb idols of creation.” – IMDB
My Thoughts: Womb Raider has got to be one of the greatest porn titles ever created. Whoever came up with that title deserves some kind of award.
16. Not The Cosbys – An XXX Parody
Denise’s cute girlfriends are all addicted to sex, and now there is pressure building for her to finally lose her virginity as well – especially with college on the horizon.
My Thoughts: Well this is awkward. This porno was produced well before all of the sexual assault allegations surfaced.
15. The Dicks Of Hazzard
Share some Southern hospitality with the Dick Boys as they screw their way around Hazzard County in a race against time to save their Uncle Jizzy’s farm from a wicked plot schemed by the County Official and his police buddies.
My Thoughts: Dicks Of Hazzard is the cheesiest porn parody ever.
14. Buffy The Vampire Layer
In our 4th porn parody directed by Lee Roy Myers, Willow (Jessie Andrews)’s erotic dream spell, which is intended for Buffy (Lexi Belle), accidentally spills over into Xander (Kris Slater) and Giles (Tom Byron).
My Thoughts: Like all of the best porn parodies listed in this article, Buffy The Vampire Layer on BluRay or DVD actually makes for an excellent gag gift.
13. Pulp Friction
They’re tough, and they’re mean. Crystal Wilder, Shelby Stevens, Tina Tyler, and J.R. Carrington are arch enemies. It’s all about sex and money in this Pulp Fiction porn parody.
My Thoughts: Like Womb Raider, Pulp Friction is a fantastic movie title. Bravo.
12. Jersey Score
Pauly G and Mike “The Stimulation” Sorrentino get into all kinds of positions in this Jersey Shore porn parody. Need I say more?
My Thoughts: I would pay good money to hear the real cast of the Jersey Shore give their narcissistic opinions on this parody.
11. The DaVinci Load 1 & 2
Recent discoveries indicate that Leonardo Di Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. Now these keepers of the truth have sex in the name of art, and kill anyone who gets in their way. But remember, the truth will cum out.
My Thoughts: The DaVinci Load does it’s best to follow the original movie’s plot-line. If you’ve got a friend who is both raunchy and a book worm, then this porn parody on DVD would make for the perfect gift idea.
10. Porks And Recreation
Aiden Starr plays a very sexy Leslie Knope, but the real award winning performance has to go to Dick Chibbles for his inspirational portrayal of Americas most popular Libertarian, Ron Swanson. The lack of scenes including Ann Perkins, Donna Meagle, and of course April Ludgate is very disappointing however.
My Thoughts: If you’ve got a crush on Amy Poehler, then this is the porn parody for you.
9. Down On Abbey
This Downton Abbey porn parody is set at the beautiful Bottomley Manor, home to the abnormal Lord and Lady Grabhem and their stepdaughters Abby and Fanny.
The film follows the upper-class family upstairs and members of the working class staff downstairs, including characters with names such as Master Bates, as they prepare for a dinner party quite unlike any other.
The film includes an all British cast, including Ben Dover (I’m not kidding, that’s his name) and Lexi Lowe as the title character Abby, and was apparently filmed in a castle near Birmingham.
My Thoughts: Gazzman, the director of Down on Abbey, goes all out to give viewers a true Downton Abbey experience.
8. The Office: A XXX Parody
When office manager Michelle hires a stripper (without telling Toby from HR) in an effort to educate the Dunder Muffin employees about sexual harassment in a corporate setting, the already sexual laden culture in the office detonates.
My Thoughts: The fact that this porn parody is not called “The Orifice” makes me slightly pissed off.
7. Horat
Follow Horat as he travels from the motherland of Kaksuckistan to America in order to learn about the western world’s sex culture. Great success!
My Thoughts: Don’t you think the title should start with a ‘W’?
6. Edward Penishands
Easily considered the best of the “best porn parodies”, Edward Penishands is about a door-to-door dildo saleswoman who comes across a man with extrordinary talents and deformities.
But after taking him home so that she could have him all to herself, Edward begins to fall in love with the saleswoman’s daughter.
My Thoughts: Edward Penishands was the first porn parody I had ever heard of. The nostalgia is real.
5. Sasha Grey’s Anatomy
Whether it’s in the morgue or in the operation room, Sasha Grey and her medical colleagues probe and examine every inch of their patient’s – and each other’s – anatomies.
My Thoughts: Sasha Grey’s Anatomy was created for people with a doctor’s office fetish (this actually exists).
4. This Isn’t The Biggest Loser – The XXX Parody
After struggling with their weight for their entire adult lives, these ladies are craving to be sexy and thin again!
With rigorous exercise, strict diets, and tough physical trainers, these deprived girls have developed an appetite for sex that is uncontrollable!
Just wait until you see their stunning transformations by the season finale.
My Thoughts: This Isn’t The Biggest Loser is a BBW lover’s wet dream.
3. Clockwork Orgy
Considered absolute menaces to society, a group of four vicious women do their best to destroy the male perverts on the streets. They also drink a lot of milk.
My Thoughts: Woohoo! A Clockwork Orange, the thrilling novel by Anthony Burgess, is my all-time favorite book. When I heard that a porn parody was made, I couldn’t help myself. Kaitlyn Ashley, Rebecca Lord, Nicole Lacy, and Isis Nile all look stunning in suspenders too.
2. The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody
In yet another Lee Roy Myers spoof, The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody is about five high school students serving detention who all have one glaring interest, sex.
My Thoughts: I cannot think of a better porn actress to portray Molly Ringwald than Faye Reagan. This movie has A+ casting.
1. Friends: A XXX Parody
Just before Sandler (Anthony Rosano) and Moanica’s (Vanessa Naughty) wedding, Freebie (Jordan Kingsley) and Rachelle (Kayla Paige) fail to keep Moanica’s bachelorette party a secret. Joe (Rocco Reed) and Russ (Criss Strokes) then insist on organizing a party for Sandler as well, especially since Moanica had told Sandler he couldn’t have one. However Russ is too busy thinking about his lesbian ex Carol (Riley Evans). Sandler gets drunk before the stripper arrives, who turns out to be Russ and Moanica’s mom and over at the girls party, their stripper happens to be the naked guy from across the street.
My Thoughts: Perhaps I’m biased because I love the original television show, but this is easily one of the best porn parodies out there, so make sure to check it out.
Best Porn Parodies
If there is one thing that we can agree on, it’s that Lee Roy Myers is a god amongst men. With over 50 porn parody titles under his belt, the man is shaping up to be the Wayne Gretzky of porn parody movie directing, a title that most people would want, but would never want to admit. Some of his porn movie titles that didn’t even make my list include That 70’s Show – An XXX Parody, The Golden Girls – A MILF XXX Parody, Here Comes The President, A Wet dream On Elm Street, Romeo And Juliet, Spongeknob Squarenuts, TSA: Touching Searching and Pussy Pounding, Strokemon, and Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.
In fact, a few of the famous porn director’s best adult films have been nominated for AVN (Adult Video News) awards including Best Director, Best Screenplay, Director of the Year, and Best Editing.
You can read Lee Roy Myer’s full list of porn credits here (Imdb.com, SFW).
Did I miss any good titles? Let me know down below! Also, I’ll give two thumbs up to anyone who can correctly guess the title of the next porn parody blockbuster.